He comes back when he comes back. Jump to navigation Jump to search. I followed him on my bike, all the way to the grocery store. I’m always running late. He’s a better soccer player than he is a guitar player. Not Natasha. Her husband became curious about Zofia’s handbag, because he could see that there was something odd about it, but Zofia told him to mind his own business. Everything is arranged by color, and somehow that makes all of the clothes beautiful. What are you doing now? That’s probably why she turned out to be so good at Scrabble. At the funeral, my mother said, half-laughing and half-crying, that her mother was the world’s best liar. Her short story, The Faery Handbag, takes place in her book Magic for Beginners (2004). “Okay,” I said. I turned around. It drove my mother crazy. The deal with Houdini is that Jake got interested in him during Advanced Placement American History. Plot summary. Multicultural approach means that the reader is exposed to a lot of different denizens of the realms. For example, she never drove anywhere. The kind that you tell to children even though they are lies, like the tooth fairy and Easter bunny. Not that I expect you to believe any of it. The story follows Genevieve, a girl who spends a lot of time with her slightly eccentric grandmother Zofia. The problem is, I don’t want to see unhappy endings. I would find the faery handbag. Featured in Strahan’s ‘Best Fantasy of the Year’, 2004 Edition. He was wearing this stupid red paper hat and some kind of apron-bib thing. If clothes are good, or even if they’re bad in an interesting way, the Garment District is where they go when they die. You know exactly how important this is. I grew up in a house next door to the house where my mother lived when she was a little girl. I was crying when I said that. After all, Zofia had just stolen a seven-day book. I don’t know if she was feeding the dog, or if she’d opened the purse the right way, and was throwing food at her husband. He was in love with her since the first day that … “Oh,” I said. The Faery Handbag - Plot Summary. One time we were looking through kid’s t-shirts and we found a Muppets t-shirt that had belonged to Natalie in third grade. Maybe when you’re old enough to look after the handbag, I’ll poke my head inside, just long enough for a little visit.”. Maybe someone turned it in at the lost-and-found at the library and that stupid librarian called the F.B.I. When she died, Jake smashed all of her frogs. It took him three and a half minutes to get free, and this guy named Roger took a bunch of photos and then put the photos online. Its howl made blood come out of your ears and nose. “Give one of those kisses to your mother,” he said, and I thought about how the next time I saw him, I might be Zofia’s age, and he would only be a few days older. That’s okay. “We have your picture on the office wall. Works Cited Chanady, Amaryll Beatrice. He thought that way she’d have to stay alive. That was too weird. I felt a bit sorry for the librarian. "The Faery Handbag" is a fantasy novelette by American writer Kelly Link, published in 2004. Plot summary. It was creepy and it made me even sadder than I already was. On either side of you was forest, where the Baldeziwurlekistanian villagers and the people under the hill made their new settlement. Later: Enter Another" by, This page was last edited on 24 June 2020, at 01:59. Things take a turn for the worse when Genevieve's boyfriend, Jake, snatches Zofia's handbag with the intent of finding out if the stories about it are true. The really ironic thing was that while his mom was in the hospital, Jake had applied to M.I.T. The thing is, I was nervous about the whole kissing thing. I don’t think he ended up in the dark place. She looked like a spy or ballerina or a lady pirate or a rock star. [1], Adrift Just Off the Islets of Langerhans: Latitude 38° 54' N, Longitude 77° 00' 13" W, If at First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Faery_Handbag&oldid=964186221, Hugo Award for Best Novelette winning works, Nebula Award for Best Novelette-winning works, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, The Faery Reel: Tales from the Twilight Realm, "Enter a Soldier. A short story read by students in ENSK1GR05 at Fjölbrautaskólinn við Ármúla. But you never met her. Pink-reds and orangey reds and purple-reds and exit-light reds and candy reds. Jake’s hair smelled like iced tea with honey in it, after all the ice has melted. Then she looked over at me, as if daring me to stop her, and put down “eziwurlekistan”, after “bald.” She used “delicious,” “zippery,” “wishes,” “kismet”, and “needle,” and made “to” into “toe”. Later on I was trying to figure out what Zofia said. The people who lived under the hill knew the future. “We’re fine,” Zofia said. The librarian reached up and grabbed Zofia’s handbag. It’s kind of like if you went through the wardrobe in the Narnia books, only instead of finding Aslan and the White Witch and horrible Eustace, you found this magic clothing world–instead of talking animals, there were feather boas and wedding dresses and bowling shoes, and paisley shirts and Doc Martens and everything hung up on racks so that first you have black dresses, all together, like the world’s largest indoor funeral, and then blue dresses–all the blues you can imagine–and then red dresses and so on. What worries me is that maybe one of the Baldeziwurlekistanians or one of the people under the hill or maybe even Rustan popped out of the handbag to run an errand and got worried when Zofia wasn’t there. Link’s distinctive style shouldn’t work. “That’s disgusting!”, “Little dear pet,” Zofia said, looking wistful, “Dog is delicious. He said to me and Zofia, “I’ll be right back.” And then he wasn’t there anymore. I have that picture up on my computer, and also up on my wall over my bed. “Genevieve,” Zofia said. © 2021 Kelly Link. Haven’t I told you about meeting Ghenghis Khan?”, I looked up Samarkand. Not that I think I’m a real genius at kissing either, but I don’t think kissing should be a competitive sport. For example, if you’re sitting on a lawn, you can tell what color green the grass is, with your eyes closed, depending on how silky-rubbery it feels. There’s a great picture of Jake, sitting outside on the porch. It was implied early on that the handbag was not normal by it’s very name and Zofia’s stories, but they seemed to simply be stories. She hasn’t said that to me, but I can see her thinking it. He was much shorter than her. She took my hand and pulled me up. “Guess what color this is.”. If Jake comes out, they’ll think he’s a spy or a superweapon or an alien or something. Jake has always been in love with me. Everyone in the library looked up. If you opened the clasp another way, then you found yourself in a little boat floating at the mouth of a river. But whatever you do, don’t go up into her house. She knew that if I was being sarcastic that my brain was working again. This isn’t Scrabble. The Baldeziwurlekistanians gave them fermented milk and honey, and the young women of the village used to go and lie out on the hill and sleep under the stars. Then we shook hands and he kissed me once on each cheek. Your mother will be an old woman and I will be dead.”. I was still running away, and then one of the straps on my flip flops popped out of the sole, the way they do, and that made me really angry so I just stopped. He and I were both put in tenth grade history. She said that when she died, I had to look after it. Plus he was good at soccer and he was really cute. The words I got weren’t so great either, so I decided that they weren’t English words. Jake didn’t turn in his project–instead he told everyone in our AP class except for Mr. Streep (we call him Meryl) to meet him at the gym on Saturday. It’s hard work telling everything in the right order. Everyone thinks Jake ran away, except for my mother, who is convinced that he was trying out another Houdini escape and is probably lying at the bottom of a lake somewhere. I used to go to thrift stores with my friends. He learned Latin and Hebrew and Greek, how to write sestinas, how to make sushi, how to play bridge, and even how to knit. Not even Natalie, who is the most responsible person in all of the world. The librarian said, “I saw you put a book in here. They walked through the snow, Zofia carrying the handbag, until they came to another village, one that they’d never seen before. Zofia always won, even though her English wasn’t all that great, because we’d decided that she was allowed to use Baldeziwurleki vocabulary. Most guys think that they’re better at it than they really are. In my original estimation, “The Faery Handbag” was a mere mood piece.The narrator, Genevieve, describes her strange grandmother Zofia, her grandmother’s even stranger handbag and its purported properties, and finally relates the sad day her childhood friend disappeared into it. “It’s where I was born, little darling.”, “Challenge,” I said. “Samarkand is a real place. Yes, an entire parallel universe exists with the titular bag. “You mean Baldeziwurlekistan is a real place?” my mother asked Rustan. Not that you should believe this story. I could see that Rustan was having a hard time with that one. “Genevieve, we have plenty of time. There were trains and electric lights and movie theaters, and there were people shooting each other. She collected ceramic frogs and knock-knock jokes. The Faery Handbag is the first story from the short story collection, Magic for Beginners written by Kelly Link. But I went up to Zofia’s coffin, and I looked her right in the eyes. We spent a lot of time over at Zofia’s, playing Scrabble. I fell in love with Jake when he took me and Zofia home. I know what that sounds like, but it’s true. You have to be patient. Jake is off having adventures and talking to talking animals, and who knows, learning how to fly and some beautiful three thousand year old girl from under the hill is teaching him how to speak fluent Baldeziwurleki. They were closed. The greatest part of the faery handbag is that there’s a wrong way to open it — meaning a dangerous way, a way that can eat you alive. “He’s a very bad boy,” she said. Wherever he is now, I bet he’s having a great time and wondering when I’m going to show up. I used to go to thrift stores with my friends. It had been summer when they went into the bag, but when they came out again, and climbed out of the well, snow was falling and their village was ruins and crumbly old rubble. She was absolutely furious. A grieving Genevieve is searching for her recently deceased grandmother’s very special handbag. It’s just that even one week inside the faery handbag is a lot longer in library-world time. That was when the librarian came up to us. I also know how to say I love you, but I’m not going to ever say it to anyone again, except to Jake, when I find him. “Then it turned out that he hadn’t run away after all. It was the winner of the 2005 Hugo Award for Best Novelette, the 2006 Nebula Award for Best Novelette and the 2005 Locus Award. What I thought at first was that it was just plain luck that the handbag was closed when it landed. She had large blue eyes. You can tell that they’re dead, because of the way that they smell. “That’s ridiculous,” Zofia said. Baldeziwurlekistan is also an incredibly valuable word in Scrabble points, even though it doesn’t exactly fit on the board. She always did have a weird sense of humor. Not quite as tall as me. She looked like she was going to be a news anchor on Fox television, instead of dead. She was small but she was strong. (My grandmother claimed to be over two hundred years old. She knew that I was coming up with my own plan, which was a lot like Zofia’s plan, except that I was the one who went into the handbag. The Faery Handbag by Kelly Link. His name was Missy. She brought him over for dinner. That’s what Zofia used to say to me when she told me stories. “We could do that,” she said. Not that we like each other that way, but just for practice. The Faery Handbag. Zofia never let the faery handbag out of her sight. He would tell her that he was her father. Even I felt sorry for Jake then. But I already knew. She’s banned from using any of the branches in our area. She said, “So then tell me, Genevieve, darling, where do you think old ladies used to put their reading glasses and their heart medicine and their knitting needles?”. 'The Faery Handbag' is a story told by Genevieve, a young woman living near Boston whose grandmother came with her handbag from far-off Baldeziwurlekistan; the handbag may or may not contain a fierce canine guardian, Grandmother Zofia's home village, Genevieve's grandfather Rustam … I think she thought maybe Zofia wasn’t really dead. She even took it with her when she went to the bathroom. A little trickle of blood came out of her nose and a drop fell on the floor. Could that be right?”. “That’s your name, right?”. He was supposed to ask us if we wanted to supersize our drinks. How was the part I was working on. Those were the reasons why I went out on a date with Jake. “I don’t care,” I said. “Or I’ll take it from you.”, She held the handbag up high over her head, so that I couldn’t reach it. So she did, and then the people under the hill made the inside of the purse big enough to hold all of the village and all of the people under the hill and mountains and forests and seas and rivers and lakes and orchards and a sky and stars and spirits and fabulous monsters and sirens and dragons and dryads and mermaids and beasties and all the little gods that the Baldeziwurlekistanians and the people under the hill worshipped. “The Faery Handbag” is magical realism because magical components are injected throughout the story. While the checkout clerk was helping him bag up all of that chocolate, he looked up and saw me. Jump to: General, Art, Business, Computing, Medicine, Miscellaneous, Religion, Science, Slang, Sports, Tech, Phrases We found one dictionary with English definitions that includes the word the faery handbag: Click on the first link on a line below to go directly to a page where "the faery handbag" is defined. Zofia never looked like a grandmother. “My granddaughter has the flu.”. Nobody is ever going to return those library books now. Jake is smarter and also taller than most of our teachers. The Faery Handbag "The Faery Handbag" is a fantasy novelette published in 2004 by Kelly Link. If you opened the handbag the wrong way, though, you found yourself in a dark land that smelled like blood. They’ll have jobs and babies and houses and they won’t even recognize you. If he comes back.”, “Give me the handbag,” I said. A couple of days after he’d been expelled, right after the wedding, while his dad and the fencing instructor were in Bermuda, he got an acceptance letter in the mail and a phone call from this guy in the admissions office who explained why they had to withdraw the acceptance. It isn’t tennis. He obviously wanted to say that his wife was a horrible liar, but then where would he be? I was feeling pretty good because I’d gotten forty-one points for “zippery” on my turn. That was when I told him about Zofia’s husband, Rustan, and about Zofia’s handbag. He started learning how to play guitar. But you’ve heard of Samarkand, and Uzbekistan and the Silk Road and Ghenghis Khan. “Baldeziwurlekistan” went all the way across the board and then trailed off down the righthand side. Not that I minded. What happened is that Jake said, “Can I see that for just a second?”. They were Baldeziwurleki words. “For almost twenty years I thought he’d left me and your mother and taken off for California. Natasha was always best at guessing colors, but Natasha is also best at cheating at games and not getting caught. He even wrote a novel. Even when your eyes are closed, it feels black. Sixth grade didn’t work out. Don’t fall asleep in her bed. Rustan would show up again and be really sorry that he’d missed Zofia’s funeral and this time he would be brave enough to tell my mother the whole story. “What are you going to do now,” Zofia said. I cried even harder. So that’s the story so far. By the time I was thirteen, I didn’t believe a single word. She licked her pencil and started adding up points. Maybe she’s still in there. He was still way too smart, but he was finally smart enough to figure out how to fit in. If you did, even if you only spent a single night under the hill, when you came out again a hundred years might have passed. Promise me that you won’t believe a word. The funeral parlor had made her up with blue eyeshadow, and blue eyeliner. But this earthquake was going to split the hill right open. They’re not going to just let him go. I put my head near the handbag, but not too near. I tried to ask a question, but it was hard to pick just one. He said it so casually that I think he caught Zofia off guard. “I used up all my letters,” Zofia said. If I thought you would, then I couldn’t tell you. Finally, one night while Zofia was sleeping, her husband opened the bone clasp and climbed inside the handbag. He’s laughing, and he has his hand up to his mouth, like he’s going to catch the laugh. Jake and I stole a bottle of wine and drank it, and I threw up in the swimming pool at the country club. But some of the Baldeziwurlekistanians wanted to come out again and see what was going on in the world. It is about a girl whose grandmother has a handbag with a whole village of fairies in it. We’d take the train into Boston, and go to The Garment District, which is this huge vintage clothing warehouse. He’d spent one night in the handbag and then come out again twenty years later, exactly as handsome as I remembered, and enough time had passed that I had forgiven him all the quarrels. “Saw what?” Zofia said. I put my nose up to his hair, which is brown and curly, and I smelled it. Of course she didn’t say a word. I couldn’t believe it. He became convinced that either Zofia was a spy for the Communists, or maybe that she was having affairs. That, and because he asked me. That’s where the guardian of the purse (the dog whose skin had been been sewn into a purse) lived. I would work the clasp and go into the handbag and have my own adventures and would rescue Jake. My mother wanted to know why I let Jake wrap himself up in bicycle chains and then watched while Peter and Michael pushed him into the deep end of the school pool. I wish I could tell you how beautiful she looked right then. Natalie and Natasha and I used to practice kissing with each other. If their village husband complained, or even if he looked like he wanted to complain, that was it. She says that she hasn’t lost them, and in fact that they aren’t even overdue, really. First we go to the library, though. I turned and ran out of the store. And it was even worse than that. Maybe they’ll come looking for her and bring it back. But he knows that. “And they don’t have movie theaters. The faery handbag: It’s huge and black and kind of hairy. They would burn down everyone’s houses and take the young men and women for slaves. That’s why she and Jake got along so well. That was the first wedding I ever went to. “The Faery Handbag” is a 2004 science fiction novelette by Kelly Link. Maybe scientists at the Pentagon are examining the handbag right now. “The poor dog is probably asleep,” Zofia said. In “The Faery Handbag” written by Kelly Link there is a strong focus on the Characters in within the story who give us insight to the overall central theme. The thing about Zofia and libraries is that she’s always losing library books. It’s okay to fool around, but don’t spend the night.”. And the author has posted it on her website just so you can read it and enjoy it free of charge. Afterwards, he promised me that he’d never do anything like that again. "The Faery Handbag" is a fantasy novelette by American writer Kelly Link, published in 2004. That tickles.”. Title: The Faery Handbag Title Record # 286231 Author: Kelly Link Date: 2004-06-00 Type: SHORTFICTION Length: novelette Language: English User Rating: 7.50 (2 votes) Your vote: Not cast VOTE Current Tags: Young Adult (1), young-adult fantasy (1) Add Tags Grandmother Zofia said it was a family heirloom. We never even got to see another movie together. Fairies live inside it. Fray stickers above a pair of seats on the bus to heaven looked like an ‘18’ to … You’ll remember its real name. Their home would be destroyed, and they would be doomed to roam the face of the earth, weeping and lamenting their fate until the sun blew out and the sky cracked and the seas boiled and the people dried up and turned to dust and blew away. She was taller than my father. The guardian had no skin. Jake was behind the snack counter. He did it for his mom. She opened the mouth of the purse, but not very wide and held it up to me. As black as black ever gets, like if you touch it, your hand might get stuck in it, like tar or black quicksand or when you stretch out your hand at night, to turn on a light, but all you feel is darkness. Zofia put it down the first time we played. Maybe Zofia sent part of herself in there with the skinless dog. I probably don’t have time to tell that story.) When I was eight, I believed everything Zofia told me. The clasp was made out of bone. She had long black hair which she wore up in little, braided, spiky towers and plaits. 1087 Words 4 Pages. “Passed down from my grandmother and her mother. There was going to be an earthquake as well, which was bad news because usually, when raiders showed up, the village went down under the hill for a night and when they came out again the raiders would have been gone for months or decades or even a hundred years. It’s a country,” Zofia said. Jake: the narrator’s boyfriend. That was the part that I minded most. Instead he just gave me this really big hug. I put up signs all over town, like Zofia’s handbag was some kind of lost dog, but nobody ever called. Every now and then one of the Baldeziwurlekistanians, or one of the people from under the hill came out of the handbag and wanted to go grocery shopping, or to a movie or an amusement park to ride on roller coasters, or to the library. Kelly Link’s “The Faery Handbag” is a short magical realism story because it contains mythical, magical and marvelous elements and imaginary world into realistic fiction. Are you going to go away and leave me here to explain to your parents where you’ve gone? Promise me that you won’t believe a word. She knew that I knew she was stalling for time. He began to spy on Zofia, and saw that strange men and women were coming in and out of the house. My Baldeziwurleki isn’t very good, but I think she was saying something like “Figures. “Genevieve, your grandmother is a horrible liar.”, Zofia would fold up the Scrabble board and shrug at me and Jake. Before the raiding party arrived, the village packed up all of their belongings and moved into the handbag. “I’m smelling your ear,” Jake said. The thing about Jake is that he always has a good time, no matter what he’s doing. But I didn’t let that distract me. He reached over the counter and took Zofia’s handbag right out of her hand. She keeps making cookies for me. Everyone except for me was getting a look at Zofia’s handbag. “I just wanted to smell your hair,” he said. He says he was in love with me even before third grade, even before we ever met. The Faery Handbag Character Analysis; The Faery Handbag Character Analysis. The Fairy Handbag" was the winner of the 2005 Hugo Award for Best Novelette, the 2006 Nebula Award for Best Novelette, and the 2005 Locus Award for Best Novelette. If I’d been fast enough, I think I could have followed him. The last time he showed up, we went to see “Star Wars” and he liked it so much that he went back inside the handbag to tell everyone else about it. The Faery Handbag I uspo To co :ro thrift stores with my friends.Wed take the train into Boston, and go to The Garment District, which is this huge vintage clothing warehouse. It was probably much better than anything I’d come up with. The tiles said so. He looked like he could have been my mom’s younger brother. It was also nominated for the 2005 World Fantasy Award for Best Short Story. Are you going to say goodbye to your friends? A raiding party was coming. “Here is the wrong way to open the handbag,” Zofia said. As she does so, she explains who her grandmother was, where she came from, and what makes the handbag so special. “Your purse is made out of dog skin?” I said. What happened to it. He was really cute. I hate people who are taller than me. Even when your eyes are closed, it feels black. “My mother is telling the truth?”. She was definitely stalling for time. I subscribe to Bust magazine, and I watch Buffy reruns. That didn’t work either, but the next year Jake took some tests and the school decided that he could skip fourth and fifth grade. So, anyway, the village and the people under the hill lived happily every after for a few weeks in the handbag, which they had tied around a rock in a dry well which the people under the hill had determined would survive the earthquake. She jerked the handbag and Zofia stumbled and fell back against a work desk. She often tells outlandish tales about the beings in her handbag and blames them for her overdue movies and library books. “I will go find Jake. When I was eight, she got me to go to the library for her and check out a bunch of biographies and science books and some Georgette Heyer romance novels. Zofia claims to be from the country Baldeziwurlekistan and also to be the guardian of a community of fairies who now live in her black handbag. You’re probably wondering about the handbag. “Are you going to knock me down? Every once in a while, a woman from under the hill would marry a man from the village, even though it never ended well. And it’s that third compartment or “way of opening up” that separates the magical realism of childhood stories from the magical realism of stories for adults. She was trying to come up with a plan that would counteract the plan that she knew I was planning. I know that smart doesn’t mean nice, or even mean that you have a lot of common sense. 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